I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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