You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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