My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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