Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He has no idea heβs my boyfriend.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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