Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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