NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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