What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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