I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
