Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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