Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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