Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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