Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I've blown a few things in my day
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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