I just saw a hot homeless man
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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