the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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