gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
is it fun? or sober?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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