About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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