Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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