There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just had sex on a roof
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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