I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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