maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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