Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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