East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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