Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
do herpes really smell.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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