The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
only you would photoshop your dick
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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