Umm I'm too high to move.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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