the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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