I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
So apparently I’m into choking now
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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