im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
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you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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