Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
this will be a night to untag.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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