I'm lost and stupid without you.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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