college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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