Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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