You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
