You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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