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morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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