Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think your dad took our porno
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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