I feel like I'm in dance class right now
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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