Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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