He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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