i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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