went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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