Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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