just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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