Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I have tasted many bathrooms
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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