i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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