Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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