There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Terrible idea I love it
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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