shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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