I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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