Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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