They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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