You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I touched a dick in church today
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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