We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Rumble strips road head = magical
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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