whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do vagina's smell?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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