Don't you send me to vm
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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