I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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