The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I would ride that face into the sunset
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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