i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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